The email wags are at it already. The best jokey email I’ve received so far is reproduced below for your enjoyment:
UK EARTHQUAKE APPEAL!!!
At 00:54 on Wednesday the 27th February, an earthquake measuring 5.2 on the Richter scale hit the UK, causing untold disruption and distress – Many were woken well before their Giro arrived. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costas were damaged. Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in the UK.
One resident, Donna-Marie Dutton, a 17 year old mother-of-seven said: “It was such a shock, little Chantal-Nice Blonde came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning.” Apparently though, begging, thieving, and grovelling has carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross have so far managed to import 4000 crates of Sunny Delight, to help the stricken masses. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos.
HOW YOU CAN HELP
£2 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four. £10 can take a family to Stockport for the day, where children can play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of stinging nettles. 22p buys a Biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim.
PLEASE ACT NOW
Simply email us by return with your credit card details and we’ll do the rest! Don’t worry, we bank with a reputable UK bank (Northern Rock) so you know your money is in safe hands. If you prefer to donate cash, there are collection points available at your local branches of Argos, Iceland and Clinton Cards
That was impressive.
At about 12:55am this morning, I was rudely awakened by a massive shaking of the house. Itonly went on for less than 30 seconds, but was quite scary. The top floor (I have a loft conversion where I sleep) was moving a good inch or so, probably because the transmission through the house is bound to shake a third floor more than the ground floor.
Anyway, I’ve had a look round, and it appears that there’s no damage been done, which is a bit of a relief.
Doubt I’ll sleep for the rest of the night, though. Funnily enough, I’m absolutely wide awake now…
Well, the site’s now clean (and has been for a number of hours now).
Google has done a sweep, and is telling me that not only is the site clean (bottom of picture) but that the site is still linked to badware (top of picture).
My challenge to google is tell me which one is correct, and if it’s the bottom statement, unblock my site. This is getting beyond a joke.
How not to design a user interface
… despite Google telling you that it is.
Google’s not always right, it seems.
Google’s assertion that this site is hosting “badware” (warning – made up word) is at best misleading, and at worst an out-and-out untruth.
- Misleading: The version of WordPress I use to power this blog had a security vulnerability in it, which meant people could maliciously edit posts I’d made and inject content. In all of these cases, the additional material injected was a link to another website.
- Untruth: As above, the link on my site was just that – a link to another website. My website had absolutely no “badware” on it at any time. It’s a small distinction to make, but if my business was using wordpress, and the world at large was presented with a page from google saying my site could not be trusted and that it was trying to hack their computers, I think I, like many other business owners, would be upset at the loss of business (short term) and reputation (long term) that this causes.
Things that – in my opinion – Google needs to fix.
- Correct the warning that users see after clicking on a link. The warning page – as pointed out above – is wrong. It should simply state that Google’s automated tool for protecting the internet community has detected that a link on this site has been found to point to a “badware” distribution site. Even changing the sense of the sentence “Warning – visiting this web site may harm your computer!” into a more passive form, so that the implication that “this web site” is actively trying to do something bad is removed.
- Provide people who’s websites get infected with at least a count of distinct issues that have been found on their website. At the moment, the Google warning email just says that the website is serving up “badware”. This website actually suffered from two seperate problems, after finding the first, I resubmitted for testing, and they came back with the same – unhelpful – statement; that my website was still hosting “badware”. If I had been told that there were 2 (or however many are found) instances of the problem, I wouldn’t have stopped after finding the first.
The sheer number of people requesting help on the ‘Stop “badware”‘ group pages is indicative that something is seriously wrong with the reporting mechanism.
- Speed up their review process. If they are making wild accusations that a website is actively hosting “badware”, then they should be as quick to unblock a site as they are to block it. If an online company gets blocked – as has happened (sorry, can’t find the link to the page that I found before) – then Google will hold their website in the blocked state until a retest is done. This can take a long time, during which time, people cannot access the site from google’s search results, and due to the nature of the wording of the warning, harm is done to the business’ reputation
- Before the browsers start using this “badware” security alert mechanism to block websites in the browser, the process needs to be streamlined, so that an automatic check can not only condemn a website, but also give it a clean bill of health. The process of freeing a website from purgatory should be near real-time. I do not believe that an automatic check of the website cannot be done within a period of half an hour – Google has a famously large number of servers and bandwidth available to it. If it cannot be done in this realtime manner, I think it is too flawed to be useful.
I would like to point out that this last point, about browsers using the Google “badware” database as a check is, in principle a very good idea; afterall, protecting people from “badware” is something that would make the internet a much nicer place to play.
However, with the caveats listed above, the database becomes even more insidious – without turning the whole security mechanism off, I cannot access my own website, even though it is clean (I know it is, I’ve just finished cleaning it, and upgraded the software so it won’t happen again).
It is this real-time checking of the “badware” database by browsers that is the painful part when the database is too slow to de-list websites.
And don’t think that browsers aren’t going to do this. Firefox 3 Beta 3 has the feature turned on by default.
EDIT: Someone else has had the same problem, and has the same problems with the process: